Go ahead, tell us what happened... how your plans for the most romantic meal ever totally flopped... big time. All published stories will be under a secret pen-name. The funniest entry of the month will win publication across the world wide web, so you can be mortified anonymously but internationally. On the other hand, so will the person who shared in the experience. Don’t listen to what they say... revenge can be sweet. Even if you are the only one to really know. And, better yet, at least in this case, you’ll get a prize if your entry is chosen. A small prize, we don’t know what it will be yet, but we promise, you’ll like it. And at the end of the year, the twelve best entries will all be posted and voted on by our devoted readers, and the Best Entry will win One Thousand Bucks! That’s right... $1,000! You can deal with a little public humiliation for that kind of money, right?

Oh yeah... so you don’t go on forever... we are limiting each entry to 1000 words or less.

Send your entry in an email, which also contains your Name, E-mail address, and Phone number.

Go ahead... tell your story. But be careful... no names, no vulgar words, and no way anyone can pinpoint who or where you are. We will edit your story (if it’s funny enough to make us laugh out loud) so that nobody, not even your Sainted Mother will know who or where it came from. We want to hear from you, not some irate lawyer. We will notify you only if your story has been selected, and send you an edited version for your approval. If you don’t like it, you can just say so. We won’t run any story without the written approval of the author. Course, you won’t win the $1,000 bucks either.

Photos for The Seductive Chef were done by the brilliant photographer
Mark Davis. See his more of his work at www.davisstudios.com.